Rich Seam Theatre Company

Rich Seam Theatre Company presents Royal Flush. Written and Directed by Nick Lane ("Me and Me Dad") with Matthew Booth ("Beef").

A revealing, touching and hilarious account of the man who became Britain's number one at getting rid of number two!

1882. After years of inspiration, innovation, and occasional idiocy, Yorkshireman Thomas Crapper is given the commission to provide toilets for Her Majesty Queen Victoria.

2012. At an Old People's Home in Crapper's home town of Thorne, Joe - a 'maintenance engineer' (toilet cleaner) - has to get all the toilets sparkling clean in preparation for a diamond jubilee royal visit.

Has he got enough Cif to cope? Can he persuade Fat Irene to keep off the nuts? And will his secret plan to solve all his problems work?