Eliott Simpson

Eliott doesn't care for sex. He enjoys doing people as much as he enjoys doing taxes (not at all), yet for all his life has faced nothing but ridicule. But in peculiarity lies comedy, and Simpson has it in Spades.

With tales of gender, stakes, queerness and cakes, Simpson will widen your eyes to the life of an asexual man living in a sex-obsessed world. So come along, keep on your thong, and enjoy the only show completely absent of d*ck jokes...okay there are some but they’re very intellectual...