Joe Pasquale, Paul Burling

Yes, Joe’s back! This time he's leaner, meaner, he's a vacuum cleaner! Last year Joe and his twin brother Raynard opened a chip shop with the Dalai Lama in Skegness, called Batter Me, I'm Yours!

But due to an accident with a pickled egg the Lama pulled out and opened a rival chip shop called the Dalai's Deep Sea Sausage, which resulted in a surf and turf war, it was savaloys at 40 paces.

If you want to know more come and see this show, it'll blow your mind, well at least your chips!

Warning this show contains nuts! Special guest Paul Burling of Britain’s Got Talent fame.