Dick - The Adult Panto

Dick is on his way to London to seek fame, fortune and love (or at least lust) when he meets 'Peter the Pussy (cat)' and they form a bond as iconic as Ant and Dec.

The trip of sailors, Watt, Ware and Howe, have been conceived purely for comedy value and have very little to do with the plot, other than allowing the use of lots of seamen/semen jokes!

In this tale of love and power, who will rise to the occasion and who will go down limply like an aroused man with brewer's droop?

Can we make the word 'election' sound rude?

Against all odds, will Dick stand firm?