The Three Musketeers

Paris, France - in the reign of King Louis XIV. A dashing young man named D'Artagnan seeks honour and excitement as a fabled musketeer and love among the hustle and bustle of the city's bistros and bars.

But he reckoned without the evil Cardinal Richlieu and the naughty, but not very bright, Comte de Richefort.

Come to think of it, he didn't reckon on Madame Gigi either - who has three beautiful daughters and a very large Adam's apple ... for a girl.

And don't get us started on the French mimes who aren't very good at, well, anything, really, And particularly miming.

And Porthos, Athos and Aramis have quite long hair and high pitched voices ... for boys.