Falcon's Malteser

A hilarious family film noir pastiche following the adventures of the hopelessly inept private detective Tim Diamond and his sharp witted brother Nick. The plot sees the Diamond Brothers Detective agency on a thrilling case to discover just what is so important about those titular Maltesers. It features slapstick, comedy songs and a cast of four playing 20 brilliant characters like: The Fat Man (who has lost a lot of weight), Gott & Himmell, Lauren Barcardi, Beatrice von Falkenberg and Betty Cleaner.

The Falcon’s Malteser is written Anthony Horowitz and adapted for the stage by New Old Friends.

Presented by New Old Friends in partnership with Theatre Royal Bath’s Egg, Newbury Corn Exchange, the Natural Theatre Company and Walker Books.

“The wit and sheer pace is exhilarating, the barmy fun never failing to hit the spot. An absolute treat for old and young alike don't miss it.” **** - What’s On Stage Review

"Falcon’s Malteser is ideal for family groups, children from 8 upwards especially boys, if you enjoy children’s theatre with style, an intelligent script and excellent acting." **** - Children's Theatre Magazine