Simon Donald, Harry Pearson

Find yourself stuck for a word to describe something you do to your genitals? Need an aggressive taunt to shout at a policeman? Stuck for a word to describe something that’s come out of your backside? Don’t panic, Simon Donald’s School of Swearing has all the answers. Yes, the founder of the Viz Profanisaurus returns to the Waiting Room for an entertaining look at the culture of cursing, with this investigative journey into the four corners of the four-letter word.

What makes a word offensive? Why is swearing so meaningless for some people that it becomes like punctuation, yet it also has sufficient power to make little old ladies vomit in bus stops? Simon is hoping you’ll pass this one-hour ‘coarse’ with flying colourful language. Featuring Celebrity Swears, with all your favourite stars of film, television and the international drug trade.