Love On The Links

I say. Those splendid chaps at Salisbury Playhouse have come up with a spiffing entertainment for those summer evenings.

In the rarefied surroundings of Wood Hills Golf Club in deepest Surrey all is very genteel. The Oldest Member is having a snooze in the corner while the barman is pouring another White Horse and Malvern at the ‘19th Hole’.

It’s soon time, however, for The Oldest Member to stir in his armchair and regale us with stories of seduction, canoodling and thwarted love, with the help of some biffo club members, not to mention the ever graceful Daphne Cartwright and the dashing Jack Ramage.

Do join us for this topping evening of high-jinks and hilarity (plus-fours optional).

Good shot!