Andy Zaltzman

Look at this planet. Plans A to Y have all failed. Now is the time for Plan Z.

Andy Zaltzman - 50% component of global hit satirical podcast The Bugle, Now Show irregular, Test Match Special cricketo-statisti-quipster, and lynchpin of the arch-rival BBC 5 Live shows 7 Day Saturday and 7 Day Sunday - embarks on a new UK tour to unveil Plan Z.

Amidst the after-grumblings of Brexit, in the dawning of a new era in which Donald Trump has no longer never been President, at a time when technology is sprinting into the future and democracy handbrake-turning back to the past, Plan Z will fix everything. Give or take. And, in the spirit of the times, Zaltzman's Plan Z solution is guaranteed to be fully uncosted and logistically unworkable.