Lynn Brittney's Old Actors Never Die ... They Simply Lose The Plot

The Mount House for Retired Theatricals is an unusual place - more like a country house hotel than a home for the elderly. Residents are positively encouraged to carry on working. When Walter Neville arrives (small part veteran of 212 films) arrives, he is overjoyed to find some of his best friends in residence.

All is well until the serial womaniser ex-husband of three of the residents goes missing - apparently from Russian gangsters. The ladies decide that "He who pays the bills" must be rescued. What follows is a truly daft journey into the world of eccentric luvvies.