Falcon's Malteser

A hilarious family-film-noir-pastiche about the adventures of the hopelessly inept private detective Tim Diamond, and his sharp witted brother Nick.

The plot follows the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency on a thrilling case to discover just what is so important about those titular Maltesers. It features slapstick, comedy songs and a cast of 4 playing 20 brilliant characters including The Fat Man (who has lost a lot of weight), Gott & Himmell, Lauren Barcardi, Beatrice von Falkenberg and Betty Cleaner.