Boothby Graffoe, Nick Plynn

Boothby Graffoe takes a typically skewed look at the weird world of the National Lottery, in particular, the strange phenomenon of Scratch Cards. Who buys them? How Often? Why? Question marks are free, right? Let's keep using them, shall we???

Will Graffoe win? More importantly, will you win? Because this hilarious show also gives you the audience the chance to win up to £250,000!!!

Really? Yeah... kind of

But that's not all. It's an evening of 2 halves. Scratch! makes up the 2nd half of the night. The first half is filled with songs and laughter all brought to you by "the stage presence and abundant talent of a comedian with the best part of a quarter of a century of experience under his belt."