Miller & Salmon

'John the Baptist... has lovely handwriting. The calligraphy on that. Turns me right on. I’d let him baptise a sinner in my pool, if you know what I mean.'

Soho Theatre Young Company alumni, Miller and Salmon, are your modern-day Brad and Angelina... detached. If you like a weird-old-time, then you’re definitely in for a treat. Strap in, as the potty-pair delve into a series of characters that will leave you both liberated and bemused, at the same time. It is possible.

Expect bleep tests, belly-laughs, hysterics, an incontinent Moses, Eileen, Eileen’s mate Sandra, Gareth Gates, therapy, The X Factor, Whack-Job Wendy, Pets At Home ,Baptism, friendship, your downstairs loo, choreography and most importantly, Bette Midler.