Down With Dating

"Worse than Brexit? A bigger nightmare than Trump? Yep Valentine’s is round the corner again and it’s time for singletons to don their tin hats once more and retreat to their bunkers to avoid this slight case of saccharine over-bombing.

But hark, what light from yonder window breaks? Why ‘tis Down With Dating, riding to the rescue like a white knight on a horse, wearing a fetching pair of knitted briefs on his head.

Yes, for this year you can avoid this loved up hell actually on Valentine’s Day itself, as Down With Dating hauls it’s lazy ass out of bed to slay the dragon of love with a well aimed lance up it’s business end.

Join in the legendary Speed Hating (Registered Trade Mark, all you little copy-cats out there…), where you can expand on your hatred of small kittens, jelly babies or that man from the gym who always has that odd bulge in his shorts whenever he sees you on the rowing machine.

Perhaps you can also join in Blind Hate, where one lucky winner after asking questions like, “If you had to chop off one part of your anatomy to show your love for me what one would it be and how would you do it?”, gets not only the date of their dreams, but also the chance of a Pot Noodle dinner at the back of the venue or something equally exotic.

So join on Valentine’s Day, you may not find love but you certainly will get to shout a lot and you’ll save a fortune on one of those cod life coaching courses. Just bring your sense of humour, non-one hates a grumpy bottom!"

See www.feelinggloomy.com/Down_With_Dating.html for more information.