Privates - A Sperm Odyssey

The award-winning show from the pr*cks that brought you the sell-out hit Planet Earth III.

Privates: A Sperm Odyssey, sees Luke Rollason (“amazingly entertaining” Ed Fest Mag), Christian Brighty (“hilarious” List) and Tom Curzon (“charming” Chortle) perform as three sperm on an adventure as big as life itself.

These plucky Privates must survive basic training, hostile white blood cells and the most dramatic ejaculation sequence ever seen onstage to be the first to fertilise the egg and become a beautiful baby.

Imagine Saving Private Ryan meets the sex ed you wish you had, and they don’t wear adequate protection. Nine months later, out pops Privates – a funny, fantastical and very frank look at how we talk about sex, and why.