John Hegley

Comic poet and singer John Hegley tells the tales of a Frenchman with some unusual (but clean) habits, which include burying his dog's kennel and his own luggage pieces.

Hegley also delivers an address to aliens on the subject of transport, a poem about a non-talking parrot and some animal impersonations with the aid of a handkerchief.

The audience are invited to sing along. But not to dance. Much.