Jayde Adams, Rachel Parris, Jenny Collier, Micky Overman, Dave the Bear, Alfie Ordinary, Vince Moon, Gentleman's Relish, Victoria Kember

January sucks. The holidays are over, you're broke and it's cold. To top it off, you've had Christmas surrounded by well-meaning relatives asking "when are you going to find yourself a nice boy?" "Have you got a proper job yet?" "when are you going to start wearing normal clothes?" "Why do you have cats instead of children?"

So you are invited to come and suckle on the bosom of your cabaret family, while they brazenly, unapologetically answer with: "Baby... we were born this way"

And to ring in the new year, they will be celebrating with a fully female comedy line-up and the best from London's boylesque scene providing all of the jiggly bits. Because not all comedy is middle-aged white men on panel shows, and not all burlesque is glitzy and glamorous fan dancers...