Payne & Pearce

Panto legends Payne and Pearce bring their new, hilarious and live stage show to Clapham!

Expect chaos, jesters, princesses and tons of giggles for the whole family.

Along with Sir Dizzy the Dragon, Silly Billy and Silly Willy (now you know what to expect) must be the best jesters they can be and tell Princess Petula a story that will cheer her up. The only problem is that Billy and Willy don't know any stories. It looks like they'll need your help to find the perfect plot, as they go on an adventure that could lead them anywhere.

Could there be water pistols? Could there be custard pies? Could there be classic comedy routines? Could they be making it all up as they go along? It's anyone's guess! Don't panic though, Payne and Pearce are master story tellers and will bring their usual anarchic charm to whatever story Billy and Willy come up with.

Stories don't get told in quite the same way with Ant and Robert around. Listen to their podcast or watch their YouTube channel to hear classic tales given a new spin with sound effects and actions that will make the whole family laugh! And as always, every story has an important moral message: don't eat someone else's porridge, or ask permission before you grow a beanstalk up to someone's front door...

Don't just read about it - come and see for yourself!