Green Milk Presents The Last Christmas


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As we all know, Christmas is a time for joy and cheer. A time to spend with family and friends. And dogs and presents and drink and food and drugs and girls and guys and pubs and fires and flesh and bones and snow and steel.

But at Green Milk, it's about something else entirely. It's about charity.

Yep. That's right. We're running yet another comedy charity Christmas night, all in aid of CALM — The Campaign Against Living Miserably.

And because it's Christmas, we're spicing things up a little by hosting a frankly absurd line up of comedians:

Tom Ward
Sunil Patel
Gabby Best
Ian Smith
Kwame Asante
Norris & Parker
John-Luke Roberts
& Bec Hill

All watched over by the ever-loving grace of Robin Jon Hill — who may or may not have a whole load of games and treats and such in store for you lucky little lot.

So come along. Get your Christmas charity bit out of the way (it's only a tenner), and come have a mad pinty plentiful party with the people you love the most, us, Green Milk.

Please note that the artists appearing may be subject to change.


Tom Ward

Tom Ward appearing at this event

'Thomas Ward is a stand-up comedian. Increasingly on the radar of promoters and punters alike for his unique style, you will find him in London and the British beyond taking you sideways, on his search for meaning, through the familiar worlds of carpet adverts, supermarkets, impersonations and tales of teenage love' (Comedy CV). 'Fine writing, evoking silly images and ideas, combines with a distinctive look to make him memorable" (Steve Bennett, Chortle). 'Inventive stand-up Thomas Ward; a spaced-out, sometimes poetic comic with a terrifying fringe, and a very funny take on the world' (The Stage). 'Intriguing... with an air and a style that was partly conventional but partly bizarre, as if the world had been ever-so-slightly knocked off its axis' (Bruce Dessau).

See 20 tour dates featuring Tom Ward

Sunil Patel

Sunil Patel appearing at this event

Downbeat stand-up comic who 'can find laughs in the bleakest of topics' (Time Out) 'Finalist in the 2012 BBC Radio 2 New Comedy Award, the 2013 Laughing Horse New Act Of The Year competition, and the 2011 Leicester Square Comedian Of The Year competition. Winner of the 2012 Piccadilly Comedy Club new act competition' (Chortle).

See 5 tour dates featuring Sunil Patel

Gabby Best

Gabby Best appearing at this event

Winner of the Funny Women Awards 2012 and as seen on BBC3's Live at The Electric. 'Inspired' (The Independent).

See 4 tour dates featuring Gabby Best

Ian Smith

Ian Smith appearing at this event

One of the new crop of emerging acts, Ian Smith employs a careful, unhurried delivery that conceals a nicely pointed attitude with a sack full of neat gags to match. 'Fantastically funny' (The Times) 'Star of the future' (Time Out). '... delightfully offbeat writing, a mastery of phrasing and summons up some fine comic images. A talent, for sure' ( Winner of the 'People's Champion Award' at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2017 with his show 'Snowflake'. Winner - Amused Moose Comedy Award People’s Champion Winner - ThreeWeeks Editors’ Award

See 6 tour dates featuring Ian Smith

Kwame Asante

Winner of the Chortle Student Comedy Award 2012, Kwame Asante is a writer and performer. rugby aficionado and student of medicine.

See Kwame Asante tour dates

Also Appearing

Robin Jon Hill

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