Lip Service Theatre Company

Jane Austin is dreaming up Darcy, a proud, lip-curlingly handsome creation in very tight pants. But then a door squeaks, a visitor approaches and Jane hastily hides her work. Mr Darcy is left dangling. Left to his own devises he embroiders his own storyline while is creator stitches her quilt.

When she returns she finds that Darcy is diving into a lake, in a clinging white shirt, dancing the Berzerka (a more extreme version of the Masurka) and wrestling carp.