Carly Smallman

Carly Smallman is a disaster. She’s broken a man’s nose, locked her Grandma out of the house, and had sex with a clown (not all at once!). She regularly tells people that she works for NASA because it sounds exciting. But is it really her fault? Or is this just what happens when you reach your 20s and realise that you’ll never own a house, meet “the one”, or stop watching cartoons?

If you’ve ever woken up and forgotten where you were last night, done some kinky on an inappropriate partner, or eaten your body weight in prawn crackers, Carly is here to make you feel less crap. ‘Smallman already has the presence of a 20-year comedy veteran. Her delightful appearance and cheery persona juxtaposed with wonderfully filthy songs make her the most exciting female act in the country right now’ … GQ Magazine