Jack And His Giant Stalk The Adult Panto

The yearly adult panto has been completely sold out for the past 4 years and has had rave reviews so don’t miss this one! Advance booking is advised.

All is not peachy in the kingdom of Fringeland as the impact of Frexit starts to bite. Even double entendres have been banned for being French.

Poor Jack’s farm is on its uppers and two hairy men in outrageous frocks are at their wits end.

Can three magic beans change their fortunes in life and love? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Meanwhile in the Kingdom of Pantoland, the elusive Evil Queen has Princess Jill imprisoned in a castle behind a mahoosive hedge. Who can finally conquer her bush and stop the Evil Queen governing the land without a solid man-date?

There is so much at stake…

… If Jack goes up the stalk, will Jill go down on it?

Join us at this year’s Adult Panto to find out how on earth Guildford Fringe are going to cram in two whole Kingdoms and a giant sodding beanstalk into the Back Room of The Star Inn!