A Play A Pie & A Pint

Sisters, Sandy and Rose claim to be identical in almost every way: Runaway winners of Butlin’s talent competition 1959, they’ve been tartan-clad singing sensation, 'The Heather Belles' ever since.

For the last 20 years they’ve entertained exhaustively on Mediterranean cruise-ships. So, when an administrative glitch frees them to spend Christmas in Boness with their elderly mother, Shona, they pack up their mini-kilts with glee.
Just one more performance and they’ll be back on shore. Easy.

Except, no one can predict what gets left high and dry when the tide turns.