Simon Day

A legend of British comedy, Simon Day is on the road in autumn 2017, sharing the stage with some of his alter-egos.

BRIAN PERN - Prog rocker and humanitarian Brian will perform a piece involving music and some modern dance.

BILLY BLEACH - The Fast Show pub bore and star of the Grass witness protection programme. Billy a clever, long time unemployed know it all, who lives with his mum in Bermondsey South East London, will be speaking to the public for the first time since being in rehab for gambling and constant overt sexist remarks in the pub.

GEOFFREY ALLERTON - Confirmed bachelor and unpublished Yorkshire poet Geoffrey will be reading from his poetry collection ‘Marking Time’.

TONY BECKTON - One of Britain’s most dangerous men and habitual criminal who has served over 27 years in various prisons, Tony will be reading from his memoirs 'Beyond Reason’ and discussing the problems he faces trying to go straight and not headbutt any traffic wardens.