Gavin Webster

I was there when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated, when Emu bit Michael Parkinson. Some were desperate to get their kids to see weight lifting at the London Olympics so they could tell their grandchildren they were there. The same people that say 'Do you remember [insert name here]?’. He's a window cleaner now. Who cares, we all end up window cleaners in the end. We were all there when something bloody happened. This is Gavin's angriest hour yet. 'You'll never get a show as palpably funny as this' (Sunday Herald).