The Rise And Inevitable Fall Of Lucas Petit

God has called upon Lucas.

Lucas wishes he hadn't bothered.

There’s only one remarkable thing about Lucas Petit, and that is how unremarkable he is. The most exciting thing in his life is his weekly trip to the B&Q Cafe - and that's just the way he likes it. But one day, a chance encounter with a tramp, that may or may not be God, throws his whole world into disarray as he is cast headfirst into the murky world of organised crime and disorganised religion.

It can’t all work out in the end, can it?

No.

No it can’t.