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Control Enthusiast: Sarah Millican picture

Thu 3rd May

Sarah Millican

@ Orchard Theatre, Dartford

£30.50 Includes booking fee

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Control Enthusiast: Sarah Millican

Sarah Millican is not a control freak, she's a control enthusiast. She even controls her own insults, see?

Do you arrange the nights out? Are you in charge of passports on holiday? Then so are you! Whether you’re sorting the tickets for this show or turning up when you’re told to, welcome. You’ll learn about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting, the benefits of casserole, plus tips on how to talk to shop assistants and the correct way to eat a biscuit.

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Venue Facts

Venue: Orchard Theatre


Address:
Home Gardens
Dartford
Kent
DA1 1ED 51.445957, 0.217798

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Orchard Theatre map


Website: orchardtheatre.co.uk

Phone: 01322 220000

Disabled Bookings: 01322 220000


Seating Plan: View the Seating Plan


Train

  → Dartford 3 min walk



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