The Lovely Brothers, Chris Parkinson, Noisferatu

Hey, do you remember when people were always talking about The Deficit? This was a thing that was so important it meant poor people had to be made poorer, hungry people had to eat miscellaneous donated items and sick people had to wait for hours in hospital corridors. The Deficit. Whatever happened to that? We've not heard about it for ages, so it must be sorted out by now. That's a relief.

Anyway, we're putting on a gig if you'd like to come. It's a festive political cabaret with satirical punk, performance poetry, a politics pub quiz and arcane radish rituals. Plus mince pies.

This is our third annual Xmas Austerity Downer and by chance it lands a week after the election. So, this is your chance to celebrate with shots or commiserate by slipping cyanide into your cider. Happy Christmas!

There will also be tinsel.