Flat and the Curves: Rosé Tinted
Flat and the Curves: Rosé Tinted at Northern Stage, Newcastle-upon-Tyne
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Flat and the Curves: Rosé Tinted £26.00
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About the show
Five-star musical comedy live at Northern Stage Newcastle, 5 November 2026. Looking for things to do in Newcastle this November? A girls night out or the best live comedy Newcastle has to offer? This is it. Flat & the Curves piece together bygone years of revelry. Have the debauched days of slut-drops, one-night stands and fried-chicken-infused afterparties passed? With original music, the five-star comedy girlband pays homage to the friendships forged through wine-induced wisdom. Nominated for an ISH Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show and as seen on the BBC, this is their first ever Newcastle gig and a night you genuinely don't want to miss.
Ferocious vocals, grape-induced wisdom and an absolute belter of a Thursday.
"The most dynamic music-group to hit the comedy circuit in 40 years"" (Sunday Express). "
"Electrifying... powerhouse cabaret"" (The Scotsman).
Thursday 5th November, 8pm. Northern Stage, Barras Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 7RH. Tickets from £26. Ages 16+.
Featuring - Flat and The Curves
Formed over Lockdown from the team that brought you sell-out Sh*t-Faced Showtime (***** Broadway World) and the award-winning Four Femmes on the Thames. All female musical comedy Flat & The Curves went on to come runner up in Musical Comedy Awards 2021 with their smutty original songs these sweary songbirds honour the divas that came before them, from ABBA-themed anthems to Jazz divas, 90’s Girl bands and Classical Primadonnas. A set of original songs you can relate to! Stories of sex, love (or lack of) and what it is to be a woman living in this modern world.