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Past Events
Here are the most recent events we had listed at The Thieves, to give you a flavour of what goes on there
August
- Comedy at The Thieves Nick Page, Mike Gunn, Tom Toal
- Comedy at The Thieves Nathan Caton, Tony Law, Ross Smith
July
- Live Comedy At The Thieves Jeff Innocent, Eleanor Tiernan, Justin Panks
June
- Good Ship Comedy - Battersea
May
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Jacob Hawley Markus Birdman, Ben Van Der Velde
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Hal Cruttenden Micky Overman, Roman Harris, Ben Van Der Velde
April
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Michael Odewale Louise Young, Fred Barber, Ben Van Der Velde
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Rachel Parris Phil Ellis, Nick Everritt, Ben Van Der Velde
March
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Jessica Fostekew Joey Page, Hasan Al-Habib, Lucy Frederick
- Good Ship Comedy Battersea feat. Paul Sinha Naomi Cooper, Will Owen, Ben Van Der Velde
February
- Good Ship Comedy - Battersea Celya AB, Eric Rushton, Javier Jarquin
- Good Ship Comedy - Battersea Tom Houghton, Sharon Wanjohi, Vinny Shiu, Alexander Bennett
- Celya AB
January
- Good Ship Comedy Jeff Innocent, Andrew White, Valeria Vulpe, Jen Nolan, Ben Van Der Velde
- Good Ship Comedy Glenn Moore, Paul F Taylor, Cecily Hitchcock, Anitha Sri, Ben Van Der Velde
December 2025
- Good Ship Comedy NYE Special feat. Marcel Lucont Sikisa, Eleanor Tiernan, Ben Van Der Velde
November 2025
- Good Ship Comedy Maisie Adam, Sally-Anne Hayward, Katie Green, Alexander Bennett
- Good Ship Comedy Pierre Novellie, Dane Buckley, Alice Frick, Ben Van Der Velde
June 2025
- Laugh Train Home Tom Houghton, Sharon Wanjohi, Danny Garnell, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Glenn Moore, Michelle Shaughnessey, Cecily Hitchcock, Ben Van Der Velde
May 2025
- Laugh Train Home Ria Lina, Ollie Horn, Joshua Bethania, Robyn Perkins
- Laugh Train Home Rosie Jones, James Ellis, Kate Cheka, Alexander Bennett
April 2025
- Laugh Train Home Ian Smith, Finlay Christie, Grace Mulvey, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Hal Cruttenden, Muhsin Yesilada, Paul Sinha, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Slim, Spring Day, Toussaint Douglass, Ben Van Der Velde
March 2025
- Mark Simmons
- Laugh Train Home Ft Tom Rosenthal Tom Rosenthal (Comedy), Jacob Hawley, Alice Frick, Ben Van Der Velde
February 2025
- Laugh Train Home feat. Kae Kurd Tom Lawrinson, Sarah Roberts, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home feat. Jessica Fostekew Darran Griffiths, Aiden Lonegran, Jake Donaldson, Ben Van Der Velde
January 2025
- Laugh Train Home feat. Rachel Fairburn Daman Bamrah, Caitlin Powell, Olivia Lee, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Ft Sara Pascoe Bilal Zafar, Kathryn Mather, Ben Van Der Velde
December 2024
- Laugh Train Home NYE Special feat. Tom Ward Harriet Kemsley, Jason Patterson, Ben Van Der Velde
November 2024
- Laugh Train Home Helen Bauer, Jacob Hawley, Toussaint Douglass, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Garrett Millerick, Eva Binderman, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes, Ed Kear, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Stephen Bailey, David Eagle, Sam Nicoresti, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Sindhu Vee, Sam See, Pauline Eyre, Robyn Perkins
October 2024
- Laugh Train Home Lou Sanders, Jimmy McGhie, Adam Flood, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home John Hastings, Raj Poojara, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Liam Withnail, Bella Hull, Sachin Kumarendran, Lucy Frederick
- Laugh Train Home Michael Fabbri, Michael Shafar, Luke Richards, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Andy Zaltzman, Aaron Twitchen, Alice Fraser, Ben Van Der Velde
September 2024
- Laugh Train Home Angelos Epithemiou, David Morgan, Amelia Hamilton, Robyn Perkins
- Laugh Train Home Desiree Burch, Tom Elwes, Pete Kinsella, Hannah Lloyd Davies, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home 10th Anniversary Special Marcus Brigstocke
- Laugh Train Home Paul Sinha, Jenny Tian, Farrah Sharp
August 2024
- Laugh Train Home Tiff Stevenson, Wendy Wason, Micah Hall, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Hal Cruttenden, Erich McElroy, Claire Rammelkamp, Muhsin Yesilada, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Tony Law, Dmitri Bakanov, Pravyana Pillay, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Morgan Rees, Juliet Meyers, Geet Chawla, Alex Bertulis-Fernandes, Javier Jarquin
July 2024
- Laugh Train Home Jeff Innocent, Kate Martin, Carly Smallman
- Laugh Train Home Glenn Moore, David Tsonos, Samira Banks, Sam Wyatt, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Felicity Ward, Michael May, Milo Edwards, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Darren Harriott, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Darren Harriott
- Laugh Train Home Larry Dean, Sharon Wanjohi, Joseph Emslie, Ben Van Der Velde
June 2024
- Laugh Train Home Sean McLoughlin, Heidi Regan, Luke Hall, Robyn Perkins
- Laugh Train Home Mark Thomas, Shelf, Tom Price, Alexander Bennett
- Laugh Train Home Anuvab Pal, Ben Van Der Velde, Louise Leigh, Kate Cheka
- Laugh Train Home Bec Hill, Peter Flanagan, Omar Badawy, Kate Barron
May 2024
- Laugh Train Home Prince Abdi, Michelle Shaughnessy, Davina Bentley, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Ian Stone, Ben Pope, Christy White, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Tom Houghton, Bilal Zafar, Sachin Kumarendran, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Robin Ince, Ada Campe, Abi Carter-Simpson, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Maisie Adam, Ben Van Der Velde, Michael Akadiri
April 2024
- Singalong Showdown!
- Laugh Train Home Ed Night, Bella Hull, Dan Fardell, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Nathan Caton, Lucy Frederick, Tom Toal, Katie Green
- Laugh Train Home Ft Ria Lina Alex Healy, Blank Peng, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Allyson June Smith, Kate Martin, Becky Umbers, Robyn Perkins
March 2024
- Laugh Train Home Ft Sophie Duker Radu Isac, Kathryn Mather, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Carly Smallman, Matt Foster, Ben Van Der Velde, Jordan Brookes
- Laugh Train Home Larry Dean, Khalid Winter, Chin Wang
- Laugh Train Home Janine Harouni, Farah Sharp, Horatio Gould, Robyn Perkins
February 2024
- Laugh Train Home Andrew O'Neill, Jessie Nixon, Ben Poxon, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Esther Manito, Ross Smith, Deage Paxton, Dee Allum, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Michael Odewale, Micky Overman, Laura McMahon, Lizzie Simpson, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Lou Sanders, Alexander Bennett, Katie Green, Ben Van Der Velde
January 2024
- Laugh Train Home Sally-Anne Hayward, Finlay Christie, Victoria Howden, Matt Rouse, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Clinton Baptiste, Chloe Petts, Josh Weller, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Ahir Shah, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Sally Firth, Jacob Hatton, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Fern Brady, Ali Woods, Thor Stenhaug, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Sara Pascoe
November 2023
- Laugh Train Home Sam Campbell, Peter Flanagan, Jenan Younis, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Prince Abdi, Kelsey De Almeida, Priya Hall, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Sarah Keyworth, Kelsey De Almeida, Priya Hall, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Olga Koch, Adam Beardsmore, Angus Dunican, Will Hitt, Ben Van Der Velde
- Good Ship Comedy Presents Sara Barron Gillia Apter, Jake Lambert, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Abandoman, Alexandra Haddow, Peter Jones, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Jordan Brookes, Ray Badran, Natalie Durkin, Caroline Madds, Ben Van Der Velde
October 2023
- Laugh Train Home Sarah Keyworth, Paul F Taylor, Jamie D'Souza, Robyn Perkins
- Laugh Train Home Tom Ward, Paul F Taylor, Jamie D'Souza, Robyn Perkins
- Laugh Train Home Ian Smith, Gilli Apter, Scott Oswald, Pavyana Pillay, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Arthur Smith, Chloe Petts, Jim Hao Li, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Carl Donnelly, Huge Davies, Runi Talwar, Ben Van Der Velde
September 2023
- Laugh Train Home Harriet Kemsley, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Don Biswas, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Nick Helm, Josh Weller, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Cally Beaton, Ali Woods, Amy Annette, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Markus Birdman, Lily Phillips, Chantel Nash, Simon Watt, Ben Van Der Velde
August 2023
- Laugh Train Home Bec Hill, Joe Foster, Rachel Creeger, Ben Van Der Velde
- Laugh Train Home Fin Taylor, Philip Simon, Jenan Younis, Jen Tian, Ben Van Der Velde