
Flat & the Curves: Rosé Tinted
Flat & the Curves: Rosé Tinted at Salisbury Arts Centre
About the show
Five-star musical comedy live at Salisbury Arts Centre, 18 June 2026, as part of the Salisbury International Arts Festival
Flat and the Curves piece together bygone years of revelry. Have the debauched days of slut-drops, one-night stands, and fried-chicken-infused afterparties passed? With original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through wine-induced wisdom.
With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Edinburgh Fringe, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, do not miss a night grape-induced wisdom, ferocious vocals and glorious fun.
Featuring - Flat and The Curves

Formed over Lockdown from the team that brought you sell-out Sh*t-Faced Showtime (***** Broadway World) and the award-winning Four Femmes on the Thames. All female musical comedy Flat & The Curves went on to come runner up in Musical Comedy Awards 2021 with their smutty original songs these sweary songbirds honour the divas that came before them, from ABBA-themed anthems to Jazz divas, 90’s Girl bands and Classical Primadonnas. A set of original songs you can relate to! Stories of sex, love (or lack of) and what it is to be a woman living in this modern world.