John Hegley: Do Horses Have Teeth, Sir?

I’m not top of the class, Sir
but, you know I am not last, Sir.
I’m twenty-eighth out of twenty-nine
and you’re not here to undermine,
so, cast my ignorance asunder
so I no longer have to wonder –
do do do do do do do do do do horses have teeth, Sir?
On top and underneath, Sir?
In you, I have belief Sir.
Do horses have teeth?

A show about teachers, learners, curiosity and fitting in even if you came twenty-ninth out of twenty-nine in the class test papers. With songs and drawings of cats, anteaters, hamsters, biscuits and of course, horses. Some audience participation – and some of it emotional.

“Awesomely mundane.”
The Independent

Devised for adults, but not unsuitable for the odd nine-year-old.