Hearts

“Some people believe football is a matter of life and death… I can assure you it’s much, much more important than that.” - Bill Shankly

Sacred Heart FC’s days are numbered, but they’re not going down without a fight. Despite the dead mice in the toilet and the left-back in the bin, Harry spends the season trying to keep everyone together for one more year. But when the boys are more interested in ‘scoring’ than winning, and the girls are playing games of their own, what chance have they got?

A knockabout comedy about romance and the beautiful game.