Jarred Christmas

At the age of 34 Jarred is reflecting on a life of accidental trials leading to a pre-midlife crisis of a Man with no hobby. So how did he get here?
· At the age of 8 I wanted to be the Milky Bar Kid
· At the age of 12 I accidentally dabbled in the occult
· At the age of 15 I joined the porn industry as a low level supplier
· At the age of 16 I took a "Male Grooming and Confidence" course and become a catwalk model for a day
· At the age of 19 I pretended to be gay to break up with a girl, I pretended to be a Christian to kiss another girl and I went out with a dancer who cracked my rib with her thighs.
· At the age of 34 I thought all these stories should make for a good comedy show.