Jordan Brookes, Charlie Webster

Jordan Brookes is a human person. He loves nothing more than sitting on a chair doing nothing, and hates nothing more than to be caught sitting on a chair doing nothing. He scowls too much and smiles too little. Everything he does is in defiance of the urge to run into the sea.

Very much a work-in-progress, this show will likely be about how Jordan wanted to be a magician when he was a child. There’ll also probably be some dancing and props and time travel and a tactlessly callous lack of emotional pay-off.