Alex Horne

Seven Years In The Bathroom is the ultimate stat-based fun-packed thought-provoking experimental-and-sometimes-stupid comedy show in which Alex Horne aims to recreate your entire life.

That's right, he'll do everything you'll ever do but in one evening. So in an average lifetime you'll spend two years shopping, two weeks kissing and eighteen months looking for lost things. You'll also spend quite a while eating, queuing, crying and googling yourself. Alex is going to squeeze all those things into one show and it'll be tremendous. And very funny. So come and laugh at your life.

"Beautifully structured, endearingly honest... joyous" - The Scotsman

"A beguiling blend of the smart and the stupid…a real delight" - Sunday Times