Chris Neill

At the age of 41, Chris Neill, freshly single and weeping like a girl, was taken to court by a multinational; he was also booked "as a surprise" at the wedding of a couple he'd never met and was asked by the bride to leave before her big day was entirely ruined; then to top it all he came down with bird flu.

Quite apposite really as he played a depressive owl in a cartoon that year, too. Come along and meet him and see if some of the magic rubs off.