Kings Langley Players, The Revue Variety Company

Expect your heartstrings to be tugged, torn and titillated by an assortment of musical gems; expect to give full vent to your own undoubted musical prowess in the chorus numbers; expect to hiss and boo the villain of a heart-wrenching melodrama; expect to be assailed by laughter in the comedy turns; expect to be jollied along by the incorrigible and indisputably insufferable Chairman; expect to be in the running for a magnificent Prize for most alluring or dashing outfit; and finally, expect sumptuous food and strong liquor to be served at your table throughout the evening by the ever-attentive and occasionally-sober waiting staff.