Matty Finlayson
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An Almost Explosive Transylvanian Death-Ride
Once again the Kid, your ever-so humble narrator, old Matty Finlayson throws all cautions to the wind and embarks upon another adventure. The adventure of writing his own blurb. An undertaking so gargantuan in size it mirrors the million retarded monkeys who took one million years typing Shakespeare. With punctuation so misplaced it begs the question, Is it a comma? Is it a full-stop? Or could it just be the reminisce of filth on the sh***-stained monitor.
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Matty Finlayson
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