Dick Whittington - Pantomime

When Dick Whittington arrives in London it’s not long before he becomes disillusioned and is swindled out of his life savings. He decides to return home but a chance meeting with A Cat changes his mind. He is persuaded to run as a candidate for the Mayor Of London against the appalling Dan Moron. Moron will stop at nothing, including kidnapping, to win the election.

Can Dick outwit Dan The Man? Will the legendary Inspector Jock McKilt have time to fill out all of his overtime forms? Will any of the audience return after the interval? All will be revealed in this idiotic modern take on a traditional old story.