Dirty Dusting

After a sell-out UK tour in 2013, ‘Dirty Dusting’ returns to the stage in autumn 2014. Carlisle audiences now have the chance to treat themselves to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra!

The story follows three office housekeepers (past their sell by date) as they start up “The Telephone Belles”, a sex chat line that really cleans up.

Gladys, Elsie and Olive are three cleaning ladies who are about to be “put out to pasture” by their overzealous office manager, Dave. Feeling they have little chance of gaining employment elsewhere, the ladies have to boost their falling income

A chance wrong number requiring a sex chat line rings into the office and gives them a great idea - why not run a sex chat line? After all, their age and appearance won’t matter on the telephone and providing they can keep their new careers a secret from their boss…they could be onto a winner!

Needless to say…things don’t go entirely according to plan.

This is a heart-warming, feel-good comedy that will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone!