Stuart Goldsmith

This ‘charming, expert stand-up’ (Sunday Times) has been happily squandering his life in an orgy of stand-up and self-indulgence, but now the parenting bomb is ticking down; if he wants to be looked after when he's old, he'd better get spawning.

Stu's journey from whistling at girls to cooing at babies is candid, smart and painfully funny, but who'd swap an orgy of self-indulgence to be a crumpled husk?