Niki McCretton

'What planet are you on?' is a phrase Niki's well used to hearing.

If you've ever felt like you don't fit in or that The Matrix feels more like a documentary than a work of fiction, then maybe you are on the same planet as her. Niki's quest to make sense of it all has taken her to Russia to try on space suits, to the USA to interview a man who's eaten spaghetti on the moon and to Northern Ireland to see how her ancestors managed to go from obsessing about potatoes to running a speakeasy in the Bronx.

She's met royalty and Prince Charles thinks she's very funny. Should she worry?

Come and find out.