Funhouse Comedy Club

Patrick Draper

Since starting in stand-up in October 2011, Patrick has successfully driven to over 200 stand-up gigs and delivered a selection of deadpan jokes and stories to a range of different audiences: big, small, enthusiastic, indifferent, confused. 'He has won our gong shows 5 times. Very well written material with killer punchlines!' (Spiky Mike, Funhouse Comedy Clubs) 'An extremely unique brand of comedy. Patrick has nailed his persona and material from the off and has blown away every audience he has performed at for us, from our gong show to our two professional nights. His act can only be described as filthy but genius' (Roger Swift, Teknicolour Smoof) 'A compelling stage presence ushering forth gently acidic one-liners with many an unexpected twist. In short, a most amusing cove!' (Anthony J Brown, Stagefright Comedy) 'Give him a gig. Solidly funny over 20 minutes with several bits you'll want to tell your mates as if you wrote it!' (Paul Savage) 'Patrick Draper is extremely funny, he is intelligent, his persona is grim, and yet warm. I've seen audiences physically lean forward in anticipation of what he is going to say next, then to be followed by an explosion of communal laughter. He has become a favorite in the Midlands, and I love it when he is on the bill!' (David Rees Jones, Promoter).

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Roger Monkhouse

'Skinhead, intellectual, and specialist compere, Roger Monkhouse employs a deadly combination of charm and menace to exert a masterful control over any audience' (Glee) 'His laconic delivery shields an engaging persona and an enquiring mind' (The Guardian) 'Pulls punchlines, seemingly, out of thin air... Saucy - and uncompromisingly so - sometimes topical, sometimes punny, sometimes clever, sometimes daft... There is, in short, something in this varied comedy menu for every taste... A gifted natural... One of the consummate professionals of the stand-up circuit' (Chortle) '... one of the most experienced acts in the business. His deadpan style and quick wit make him one of the best acts out there, and he is a regular fixture at top venues all over the country, as well as performing extensively throughout the rest of the world' (Funhouse Comedy).

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Ian Crawford

Cutlery Safety Professional and International Health & Safety Expert

From surviving fork prong mishaps to escaping a romantically inclined grizzly bear, Ian Crawford has a life-saving tip for every occasion.

See live & stay alive - you'd be forking mad to miss him!

“Funny from start to finish” ★★★★ (The Reviews Hub, Brighton Fringe)

“Forking good health and safety-based comedy has tears rolling down cheeks” ★★★★ (TheWeeReview.com)

“This is a must-see for anyone with a strong sense of the ridiculous” ★★★★ (SGFringe.com)

“Delightfully daft... I giggled all the way through” - ComedyScene

For more information, visit www.safecutlery.com & linktr.ee/iancrawfordsafety.

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Dave Williams

Top quality circuit comedian whose crisp one-liners and surreal nonsense have earned him headline slots at some of the countries most prestigious comedy clubs. '... the congenial Dave Williams, who has performed over the world... in Australia he headlined the Sydney Comedy Store and appeared at clubs in Melbourne and Brisbane. With his imaginative and witty accounts he has the audiences eating out of his hands' (Funhouse Comedy).

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