Health and Safety - The Play

When the country's top Health and Safety officers gather for their Annual National Conference, what could possibly go wrong... ABSOLUTLEY EVERYTHING! A dyslexic journalist, a bent police inspector, a cross-dressing MP and an accident-prone workman are just some of the crazy characters trying - but failing - to keep everyone healthy and safe.

From the pen of David Spicer (Stop!... The Play, Raising Martha, Superheroes) disaster abounds in this hysterical and un-politically correct comedy about the people on a mission to stop us climbing trees, playing conkers or putting our poodles in the microwave!