The Messiah

Kitson IS the messiah, the ex-army dictator rules his knicker factory with an iron fist. Woe betide anyone who doesn't pull rank by massaging his over inflated ego while keeping their machines motoring.

Sheila's part of the factory furniture, what she doesn't know about Kitson's questionable sexual history ain't worth knowing. How does she play the system and Kitson so well whilst struggling to keep her marriage alive? Jenny dreams of a glamorous life away from the mundane drones of Ruttleworth Mill; surely Gary her corporate banker BF will whisk her away? New boy John quickly manages to unravel the very seems of Kitson's empire, climaxing in a hilarious conclusion where Kitson gets more than his comeuppance.