Stiff And Kitsch

Self deprecating songs and comedy about a life of not being Adele.
You’ve all been there – the shattering realisation that you are not Adele.
Come join your fellow mortals for self-deprecating, non-Grammy Award-winning songs and comedy.

Sally and Rhiannon are not Adele. In any possible way. But what did she ever achieve? Worldwide success, 8 Brits, 10 Grammys, an Academy Award, three double platinum selling albums. What have Sally and Rhiannon achieved? Two years of unemployment, a permanent shaving rash and four failed driving tests.

Adele Is Younger Than Us is the culmination of years of optimistic frustration wedged into an hour of musical stand-up. Watch as Sally and Rhiannon emerge from the cocoon of long and painful adolescence into the world of womanhood, only to realise they weren’t Adele-like butterflies at all. They were moths. Stiff and Kitsch will take you on a journey through the trials and tribulations of love, with all the heartbreak but none of the Grammy’s like Adele. You’ve all been there, that shattering realisation that you are not a multi award winning, global record breaking pop superstar – and not only that, but you’re also actually older than Adele.

Join them in their attempt to find a man, fall in love and Set Fire To The Rain*
*Disclaimer: They won’t be able to, they’re not Adele.