Tit4Twat Theatre Company

Grab an electronic voting handset, meet four dangerously desperate contestants and decide their formidable fates. It’s the most nail-biting TV gameshow of the decade, and no one’s going down without a fight.

Arthur, Rachel, Sophie and Tommy?are real people, determined to make a splash in the delectable world of ‘reality’. Snubbed by Brat Camp, Bake Off and even How Clean Is Your House, they’ve concocted their own scandalous game show: a foolproof opportunity to show casting directors what they’re capable of. And you’re not just invited. You’re invaluable.

The wannabes will dance, sweat, strip, gulp and gag for your approval. So sit in the dark, press some buttons and watch the consequences unfold. Because each time one contestant’s propelled closer to stardom, the others plunge further and further into oblivion. Come on. It wouldn’t be fun if they didn’t.