Sage Francis, B Dolan

In this hour-long demonstration of patented spoken word and freestyle techniques, the legendary Epic Beard Men expose the diabolical trickery of slam poets, battle rappers, improv comics, sh*t mentalists, self-help gurus, li(f)e coaches, faith healers and reality TV presidents. This is what The Secret would be if it actually worked. And if it was funny.

'Think it, see it, feel it, know it, smell it, stop it!' It's time to violently open your chakras and get your squad goals realigned by these two monsters of the stage.