Distorted

Are you sick of going on nights out and being exposed to horrendous chart music, badly aged ‘tunes’ from the noughties and poorly mixed electro-synth-pop? Do you like your music composed with real guitars, drums and talent rather than sampled on a laptop? Then Distorted is the night for you!

You will hear absolutely none of the turgid ear f**kery you hear every other night of the week; Distorted is an expertly crafted rock night with utterly no compromise. Secretly engineered in an abandoned nuclear bunker in the Siberian wastelands, it will make every other club you will ever attend look like a tea party at the local bridge club.

Playing the best modern rock, the greatest classic metal and the most cutting edge alternative; Distorted is the only night where playing Alter Bridge, Metallica, Lamb of God and the Foo Fighters in one place won’t result in massive damage to property. (Or will it?)